"The Dirty Sanchez Song"

One more song that came to me, um, yesterday. I just couldn't figure out why there were no great songs about Dirty Sanchezes. So...thought I'd fix that. Enjoy.

[NOTE:  Musicians have it at, if you think it's the shit. Just give me credit, that way we're legit!]

Put your shit on my lip! Put your shit on my lip!

Shit on my lip, on my lip, on my lip!

Shit on my lip, on my lip, on my lip!

Shit on my lip, yeah! Shit on my lip, yeah!

Shit on my lip! Lip! Lip!

Shit on my lip!

Put your shit on my lip!

Stick your finger up your ass,

Come give me a ‘stache!

Our love is so boring, it can sure use some spice,

Some of shit on my lip now, would be oh-so nice!

You say I’m too clean, too vanilla, too pristine,

Make me dirty baby, call me Sanchez lover, you know what I mean.

Put your shit on my lip! Put your shit on my lip!

Shit on my lip, on my lip, on my lip!

Shit on my lip, on my lip, on my lip!

Shit on my lip, yeah! Shit on my lip, yeah!

Shit on my lip! Lip! Lip!

Put your shit on me, and I’ll piss on you,

Golden shower goodness, will prove our love is true,

Tired of missionary, tired of doggy style, tired of cowgirl,

I want a shitty smile!

Just dig out a butt nugget, you know you got one,

Wipe it on my lip lover, it’ll help make me cum,

You know our love baby, it’s been going down,

Let’s bring it back honey, just make my lip brown!

Put your shit on my lip! Put your shit on my lip!

Shit on my lip, on my lip, on my lip!

Shit on my lip, on my lip, on my lip!

Shit on my lip, yeah! Shit on my lip, yeah!

Shit on my lip! Lip! Lip!

Put your shit on my lip! Put your shit on my lip!

Shit on my lip, on my lip, on my lip!

Shit on my lip, on my lip, on my lip!

Shit on my lip, yeah! Shit on my lip, yeah!

Shit on my lip! Lip! Lip! 

Belated Halloween Song: "A Party for Two"

My first ever attempt at a song. Came to me yesterday morning. Yeah, it sucks, pretty much, but it was kind of fun to write in a macabre, tongue-in-cheek sort of way. Enjoy!

[NOTE:  Musicians, have it at it, for free. No, seriously. All I ask is a writer's credit and you can do have your way with it, much like the main character in the song. Yes, I know, it is, it's all wrong.]

It’s a party for two, only one of us alive,

It’s a party for two, damn this crypt, it’s a dive,

It’s a party for two, and one of us is dead,

It’s a party two, damn you give such great head,

Death becomes you honey, you know that it’s true,

You’ve lost so much weight now, your lips, their all blue,

That bitch you were is all gone, now you can’t move,

I feel more relaxed now, with nothing to prove,

I bend you over baby, cum in your ass,

It’s not the bad lover, not that much gas,

Your nips are all hard now, all of the time,

I’m so glad baby, you’ll always be mine,

It’s a party for two, only one of us alive,

It’s a party for two, damn this crypt, it’s a dive,

It’s a party for two, and one of us is dead,

It’s a party two, damn you give such great head,

You laughed at my dick girl, you know that it’s true,

You fucked Edgar, you said he was new,

Now my cock baby, is all you that you need,

Me deep stroking you honey, for all eternity,

It’s a party for two, only one of us is alive,

It’s a party for two, damn this crypt, it’s a dive,

It’s a party for two, and one of us is dead,

It’s a party two, damn you give such great head,

It’s a party for two, only one of us is alive,

It’s a party for two, damn this crypt, it’s a dive,

It’s a party for two, and one of us is dead,

                                           It’s a party two lover, welcome back to our bed