Belated Halloween Song: "A Party for Two"

My first ever attempt at a song. Came to me yesterday morning. Yeah, it sucks, pretty much, but it was kind of fun to write in a macabre, tongue-in-cheek sort of way. Enjoy!

[NOTE:  Musicians, have it at it, for free. No, seriously. All I ask is a writer's credit and you can do have your way with it, much like the main character in the song. Yes, I know, it is, it's all wrong.]

It’s a party for two, only one of us alive,

It’s a party for two, damn this crypt, it’s a dive,

It’s a party for two, and one of us is dead,

It’s a party two, damn you give such great head,

Death becomes you honey, you know that it’s true,

You’ve lost so much weight now, your lips, their all blue,

That bitch you were is all gone, now you can’t move,

I feel more relaxed now, with nothing to prove,

I bend you over baby, cum in your ass,

It’s not the bad lover, not that much gas,

Your nips are all hard now, all of the time,

I’m so glad baby, you’ll always be mine,

It’s a party for two, only one of us alive,

It’s a party for two, damn this crypt, it’s a dive,

It’s a party for two, and one of us is dead,

It’s a party two, damn you give such great head,

You laughed at my dick girl, you know that it’s true,

You fucked Edgar, you said he was new,

Now my cock baby, is all you that you need,

Me deep stroking you honey, for all eternity,

It’s a party for two, only one of us is alive,

It’s a party for two, damn this crypt, it’s a dive,

It’s a party for two, and one of us is dead,

It’s a party two, damn you give such great head,

It’s a party for two, only one of us is alive,

It’s a party for two, damn this crypt, it’s a dive,

It’s a party for two, and one of us is dead,

                                           It’s a party two lover, welcome back to our bed